My 9-year-old is coming to this age where he stinks. Let me fucking tell you guys, he can shower after soccer practice ? and I shit you not…two hours later I’m back to smelling Doritos !! On top of it ? He leaves shit EVERYWHERE ! If I had a QUARTER for every time I said “Shoes go in the shoe rack” or “Hang that towel back up” I could own a small island.